Things I did today I thought I'd never do:
Open a Paypal account
Order groceries online
Join a live kirtan on Facebook
Join a shamanic healing ritual live on Facebook
Marvel at the velocity of remote control racecars rocketing up and down the hills of the neighborhood park
Use the term "where are those kids' parents?" upon observing a pack of teens playing basketball in plain sight
Sanitize the mail
Sanitize the groceries
Allow homemade vanilla crack frosting as a stand alone food
Wash the garlic with soap and water
Use only 1/3 sheet of paper towel per use
Manage to use every device at once among us to figure out how to get the Internet mirrored on the Smart TV and still fuck it up
Tell my son to go house party with granny
Dread spring
Blame Coronavirus for my hot flashes
Contemplate the practicalities of what would happen if I die
Accept the fact that there are no more greens in the fridge
Eat frozen peas
Like frozen peas
Love frozen peas
Wonder where frozen peas have been my whole life
All for the greater good
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